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October 03 2017

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#1 tweet of the century

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Today at therapy was really hard. I was sitting here crying, and generally being miserable, when I felt a nudge at my knee. I looked down to see that Zeus, my service dog, was doing his job… and brought me a potato.

it is very hard to cry with a gift of potato.

Remember this? I’m having a rough time right now. Zeus has a solution.

That would be an empty pill bottle, the *correct* pill bottle, a bottle of embossing powder, and two, TWO potatoes.

You’re worth at least 2 potato to him and that’s pretty special imo.

I would just like to remind you all that *I don’t own any potatoes* and I have no clue where he’s getting them from.

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DC WOMEN presents:

“My feminism will be intersectional or it will be bullshit”

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the roman empire but every time an emperor is assassinated it gets faster

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Who are we? What do we run?

Cartoon Network references Beyoncé’s “Run The World (Girls)” choreography in their 25th anniversary celebration video (x)

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I honestly prefer working 12 hours a day

September 11 2017


Being seen as straight and facing erasure fucking sucks but listen to this, just bear with me.

Being an undercover gay™ makes me feel so powerful. It’s not good to assume everyone is homophobic but there are those stereotypical homophobic looking people. It’s so funny when I’m out in public or at work or something and I see a priest or someone who’s probably homophobic and I have to interact with them.

It’s just so funny to me because like I’m that big scary gay™, sitting right next to you, and you’d never even know. I’m that big scary gay™ taking your order and serving you.

It’s like being a secret agent. I’m literally your biggest nightmare, your worst enemy, and you’d never even know it.

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i love Legally Blonde so much. all of the women are so supportive of each other im??

  • when Elle was supposed to get engaged, none of the girls were jealous, they were genuinely happy for her n helped her get ready for the big dinner
  • when her bf broke up with her they were supportive
  • when Elle says she wants to go to harvard the counselor lady is like but ur major is fashion, do u have any backup plan? n elle is like nope im going to harvard n the lady is like okay then here’s what u gotta do.
  • her friends didnt get why she wanted to go to law school but supported her anyway, and helped her study
  • when she got 179 on her exam (more than her goal), they treated her like a queen

and that’s only in the first 18 minutes of the movie


lie in bed with me. show me your favourite music. kiss my neck

September 09 2017

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Too real.


okay but waking up in the middle of the night to soft rain and knowing you’ve still got hours to sleep, when you’re toasty warm and comfortable & sleep has made you forget all your worries and responsibilities and u go back to sleep feeling as content as ever

September 07 2017



Gentle reminder that the human eye is naturally drawn by noise and movement, so the next time you walk into a crowd or a bit late into a lecture or something like that, they’re not staring at you or judging; it’s just an instinctive reaction that has nothing to do with you doing anything wrong.

This really helps my anxiety.

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this has happened to me more times than i can count — i’ve found out when they ejaculate on me (a lot of times on my face without asking) that they took the condom off somewhere in the middle of sex. recently, a man i regularly hooked up with told me he “couldn’t come with a condom on” and i asked how he did it when we had sex before and he laughed and said, “i took it off less than half way through.”

this is something men don’t take seriously, but women are forced to — we’re the ones who have to get the plan b, who have to go get tested, who have to stress about what will happen next. men minds turn off the second after they orgasm.

it is absolutely non-consensual to take a condom off without the sex partner knowing.

Men seem to have no idea how fucking cruel this is, those weeks we spend afterward, panicking over whether we might be pregnant and what we’re going to do about it if we are and what if we caught something? Nah, they probably do have a sense of it; they just don’t fucking care, or they get off on the idea of putting a woman in distress weeks or more after the sexual act has ended.

You are scum if you fucking do this, condone this. End of discussion.

They don’t do it only to us, women. My sister is a doctor and gay men have gone to her consults asking for exams and some have actually shared how their latest hookup removed the condomn without their knowledge and so they were scared to have an STD. Anyone that does this to anyone deserves no respect.

Growing trend of rapists*

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I love seeing people carrying flowers bc they look so happy and u kno they’re gonna make someone else mad happy






Labor day is cute because all of the people who work jobs like mine (lots of heavy lifting, being on your feet for 10 hours, incredibly physical work) and more physical jobs- the same people who fought for the 40 hr week when that was a huge deal, fought for a weekend, fought for Sundays off, fought for workplace conditions to be liveable, fought against child labor- are the people today who still have to work it, while white collar workers and even regular office workers get the day off.

i worked both of my service jobs today LOL! it’s labor day and all i’ve done is labor


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WHAT do some of y'all have against pop……… go outside…… eat some fruit…….. pop music is fucking fun

“eat some fruit” ksfldkjf

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