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August 07 2017

pancakemilkshake:

hyperchaotix:

officialdeadlinejon:

officialdeadlinejon:

political comics that are just kids holding books and going “what’s this?????? not a electronic? no computer???not phone?? how can be??” will always crack me up

I think old people do this just to feel better about themselves because they don’t know how to use a computer and think that it works the other way around for some reason.

I fixed it

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babyanimalgifs:

EXTREMELY GOOD CONTENT

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zelly-fangirl:

just in case we all forgot how insane the Cards Against Humanity people were

xekstrin:

“Why do you like the villains when they did terrible things but dislike the heroes for doing annoying things”

because this is fiction and im here to be entertained; being annoying and unlikeable IS a much, much graver sin than any fictional atrocity any villain commits

if you’ve never seen one before

rosebuncat:

thegreenwolf:

tramampoline:

leafcrunch:

revolutionarygays:

bitterfucked:

deer are smaller than you think

raccoons are bigger than you think

bears are smaller than you think but you were pretty close

otters are bigger than you think no even bigger than that

wolves are bigger than you think

wild cats are smaller than you think but hopefully you’ll never see one

chipmunks are smaller than you think

so are mice but you’ve seen a mouse right

you were right about the size of moose, mostly

pigs are bigger than you think

coyotes are that size

so are foxes

woops bears are bigger than you think but only that one type

this is an informational post about mammals if you know more please do tell

buffalo are bigger than you’ve ever even imagined. you’ve never seen anything that big in your life i promise

i support this post except you have no idea how big are moose

moose are fucked up big and nothing will ever prepare you for it

What??? The fuck????

itcomesbetweenus:

yotoob:

imagine-otp:

duskenpath:

fanaticalqueergeek:

yotoob:

yotoob:

yotoob:

We’ve bought a new house. And our new next door neighbours (two delightful gentlemen) will not stop being nice. 

- bought us a seagull proof refuse bag (yes, they are actual things)

- loaned us garden tools when we didn’t have any

- invited us around for Friday night drinks so we could meet the other people on the lane

- one of them brought me a bunch of sweetpea flowers that he’d picked from his garden

- and tomorrow he’s coming to cut our hedge for us with his electric hedge trimmer thing idk, and all I have to do is hold the ladder.

Basically, I am UNSETTLED and am now having to enter into an arms race of niceness and I am already so behind oh god.

Long story short - I just baked a lemon drizzle cake, and it looks great but I can’t even eat it because MR AND MR NICE MUST RECEIVE AN OFFERING.

ABSOLUTE CRISIS I GAVE THEM THE LEMON DRIZZLE AND THEN THEY INVITED ME IN TO HAVE A SLICE AND A COFFEE WITH THEM AND GAVE ME A TOUR OF THEIR HOUSE AND LET ME HOLD THEIR PUPPY. AND THEN THEY CAME AROUND TO HELP ME BAG UP THE HEDGE CLIPPINGS. THESE MEN ARE NICENESS PROS AND I CANNOT WIN.

HELP WE HAD AN HOUR LONG POWER CUT ON THE STREET AND IN THAT TIME THE OTHER MR NICE CAME AROUND WITH MATCHES AND CANDLES ‘JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN’T HAVE ANY’. IT WAS BARELY DARK.

BASTARDS - I’M GOING TO HAVE TO HOST A DINNER PARTY AREN’T I?

The Gay Agenda, everyone. 

this is fucking i n c r e d i b l e

Imagine your otps

Just so everyone knows -

Mr and Mr Nice moved out around Christmas time 2016. (Further proof that 2016 was a cursed year)

We are still in touch and have been to visit them in their new house. They moved to gain some land, they have sheep aspirations for some reason. I love them.

We have new neighbours. I am currently engaged in a slow burn of niceness, which you can bet that I am going to crank up to the max when we move down permanently in June.

I WILL BE THE NICE ONE THIS TIME. PRE-EMPTIVE STRIKE. NO MERCY.

I feel like this might be how the cycle started in the first place

August 06 2017

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jack-twist:

self care is unfollowing people who post negative shit about stuff that makes you happy

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destinyrush:

this is EXACTLY why representation matters 

factsmyguy:

i deadass lost interest in everything. im just cruising on autopilot rn

July 07 2017

angelsocialist:

genehiss:

depression apathy is

- walking past your favorite snacks at the grocery store and not having the energy to even want them
- listening to your favorite songs and feeling nothing
- only being able to muster half a smile when your lover finishes telling a joke
- everyone asking you to speak up because your voice feels too heavy to raise
- getting irritated at things that force you to feign interest or participate in small talk
- knowing you’re kind of acting like a dick but feeling too drained to do anything about it

Okay also when someone asks you to repeat what you said and it requires all your energy to say what you just said again even if it was just a few words

64bitwar:

this is stomp dog it shows up to stomp away sadness

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i-need-that-seat:

wymstr:

cakesexuality:

wheeliewifee:

i-need-that-seat:

So…how do I get in??

#justcripplethings

I… I…

irony at its max

Honestly, I was cracking up when this photo was taken, because it’s just so ridiculous.

There was a ramp, but it was VERY well camouflaged. And when I did finally get in, there were these awful thick carpets that were next to impossible to wheel over.

Basically, no one thought this through.

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did-you-kno:

With their powers combined, Twitter, Tumblr, Reddit, and Imgur users found ‘Professor Snape’ working at a ‘muggle airport’ in New York City. The photos of Snape’s look-alike quickly went viral, so American Airlines played along with the joke, took a photo of him ‘in character’, and posted it to promote 'Flight 9¾’. Source Source 2 Source 3

Please open your bags and proceed to terminal nine hundred and thirty fouurrrr… 

OB…viously.

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grohndi:

What about Ewan McGregor playing Grindelwald instead of Johnny mycareershouldbeover Depp. Ewan McGregor whose smile can go from adorable puppy to psycho in 0.2 sec.

Ewan McGregor playing Gellert Grindelwald.

alchemy:

incredible how "the hungry deserve food" and “the sick deserve medicine” are radical communist beliefs in 2017

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